Corrupt a Wish!

Here's a game called Corrupt a Wish!

The rules are someone has to make a wish and the other person has to mess up or 'corrupt' that same wish!

Example:
P1: I wish for a chipmunk.
P2: Granted but then it got rabies and ate your FAMILY.
P1: D:
P2: I wish for...
P3: Granted, but....

It goes on and on, here, I'll start..

I wish for an iPhone!

Granted, but I hope you have fun missing one eye and having a phone filled with organs.


I wish I had more fans.

Granted, but your fans are actual fans that give you cold air.
I wish I was stuck in Aperture Science.

LOL those are the fans I wanted XDDD

Granted, but you can't leave to receive food, to go to the restroom, or to go to bed.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but you have a weak spot that could kill you.

I wish I was British.

Aw man.

Wish granted but now you have huge caterpillar eyebrows,


I wish I had a pet fish.

Wish granted. But your fish is a shark.

I wish Team fortress worked on my laptop.